Monday, March 23, 2015

I chose to post this video because it is the most appropriate funny video I could think of. Also, I couldn't find the one by collegehumor that I thought might be appropriate, but ridiculously funny. I also put this video on here because my teacher told me to. That is part of the reason this paragraph is soooooooooooooooo long. My final reason is that I did it for the lulz. The gif below is also very funny, and it is the first gif I have posted onto a website.

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Ben Roberts Project 2

Bender is a robot and one of the main characters of Futurama
He is so hilarious!
Of course, he's not always the best role model.

Fast facts about Bender

  • His best friend is Fry
  • He often refers to humans as "meatbags"
  • The antenna on his head was put there by his manufacturer so she would have complete control of all robots, just in case she wanted to cause chaos

Gags

  1. Bender has a nightmare about zeroes and ones, and is scared because he sees a two.
  2. When the ship is pulled under the water, he pulls oxygen masks out of his body, stating that his rear end may be used as a flotation device if needed.
  3. When Bender encounters magnets, he sings country songs, because it has been his dream to become a folk singer
  4. Bender once slow-cooked a turkey inside his body